1 00:00:09,897 --> 00:00:11,698 Aah! 2 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:31,753 And cut! 3 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:37,823 Oh, thanks, Kelly. That was great. 4 00:00:37,823 --> 00:00:39,693 You scared me. I was scared for you. 5 00:00:39,693 --> 00:00:41,694 Your scream is so real, I hate hearing you. 6 00:00:41,694 --> 00:00:42,895 We-- Everybody was... 7 00:00:42,895 --> 00:00:44,196 I think if I was great, 8 00:00:44,196 --> 00:00:45,632 I probably wouldn't be getting killed. 9 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:48,234 Portia, it has been a pleasure killing you. 10 00:00:48,234 --> 00:00:51,171 That is a series wrap on Portia Davenport! 11 00:00:52,939 --> 00:00:55,943 Thank you so much. 12 00:00:57,209 --> 00:00:59,378 Thank you guys so much. 13 00:00:59,378 --> 00:01:03,149 Um, Jordan, thank you for this opportunity. 14 00:01:03,149 --> 00:01:07,854 And, Duncan, thank you for creating such a layered, 15 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:09,456 strong female character. 16 00:01:09,456 --> 00:01:11,156 It was an honor to play her. 17 00:01:11,156 --> 00:01:14,295 And thank you so much to this crew... 18 00:01:15,762 --> 00:01:18,230 ...for what it is that you do. 19 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:23,136 ♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪ 20 00:01:36,716 --> 00:01:38,318 Ell? 21 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,388 Baby. 22 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:43,323 Do you know? 23 00:01:43,323 --> 00:01:44,591 Sweetheart. 24 00:01:44,591 --> 00:01:47,460 Oh, my God, are you okay? 25 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:48,795 Do you know? 26 00:01:48,795 --> 00:01:50,864 I don't know what you're talking about. 27 00:01:50,864 --> 00:01:53,467 Okay, Portia. 28 00:01:55,635 --> 00:01:56,836 Before you read this, 29 00:01:56,836 --> 00:01:58,971 I need you to know that I love you 30 00:01:58,971 --> 00:02:01,475 and you're my family and I need you. 31 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:05,506 Your article. 32 00:02:05,506 --> 00:02:08,348 Okay, this picture's so cute. 33 00:02:08,348 --> 00:02:09,582 Thank you. 34 00:02:09,582 --> 00:02:10,783 Why is Julian-- 35 00:02:10,783 --> 00:02:12,785 Why is he calling you a liar? 36 00:02:12,785 --> 00:02:14,120 Just read it. 37 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,590 "I can report firsthand that Mr. Goss enjoys 38 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:18,090 regaling his sycophants 39 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:21,496 with mewling woe-is-me tales of his childhood cancer." 40 00:02:22,829 --> 00:02:24,363 "And yet the reality is, 41 00:02:24,363 --> 00:02:26,800 Mr. Goss never had cancer at all." 42 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,169 Okay, he unraveled me with his charm. 43 00:02:29,169 --> 00:02:31,437 He is a snake in a... 44 00:02:31,437 --> 00:02:33,573 beautiful man's clothing. 45 00:02:33,573 --> 00:02:36,410 It's the end of Pour. It's the end of everything! 46 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:37,843 Wait. I'm just-- 47 00:02:37,843 --> 00:02:40,146 I'm confused. I don't... 48 00:02:40,146 --> 00:02:42,782 Did you have cancer or not? 49 00:02:42,782 --> 00:02:44,617 No, I didn't "have cancer." 50 00:02:44,617 --> 00:02:46,319 Now everybody knows it. 51 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:47,755 I'm sorry. 52 00:02:47,755 --> 00:02:50,224 What? 53 00:02:51,024 --> 00:02:53,059 All this time that we've been friends, 54 00:02:53,059 --> 00:02:55,423 you've just been completely lying to me? 55 00:02:55,423 --> 00:02:57,262 Portia-- 56 00:02:57,262 --> 00:03:00,099 Look, I wasn't lying to you, okay? 57 00:03:00,099 --> 00:03:03,437 I was lying to everyone, all the time. 58 00:03:04,905 --> 00:03:07,374 Hey, this is nice, huh? 59 00:03:08,674 --> 00:03:11,077 Isn't it nice? Lying in bed? 60 00:03:11,077 --> 00:03:12,845 Yeah, lying in bed. 61 00:03:12,845 --> 00:03:14,381 Yeah, it's the best. Yeah. 62 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:18,150 You know, it's, um... way better 63 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:22,121 than putting us both in danger for some Facebook friend. 64 00:03:22,121 --> 00:03:23,823 Alright, right. Yeah. 65 00:03:25,224 --> 00:03:30,162 Well, all that Chantal stuff is... over now, so... 66 00:03:30,162 --> 00:03:33,533 You're not curious about that check from that crazy lady? 67 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:36,503 It's not, like, some enticing clue for you? 68 00:03:36,503 --> 00:03:37,937 No, no. 69 00:03:37,937 --> 00:03:40,673 Some weird... thing. 70 00:03:41,941 --> 00:03:43,509 There's no clues in real life, Drew. 71 00:03:43,509 --> 00:03:45,912 Oh, is that where we are? Yeah. 72 00:03:45,912 --> 00:03:48,748 We're in real life again? Yeah, this is it. 73 00:03:48,748 --> 00:03:50,017 Wow. It looks awesome. 74 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:51,651 Okay. 75 00:03:51,651 --> 00:03:54,254 What do you want to do today? 76 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:55,322 Oh, shit. 77 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:59,125 We could, uh, go get some fish. 78 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,893 Or buy a snail or something. 79 00:04:00,893 --> 00:04:03,763 I want to so bad, but I forgot I have to work with Gail today. 80 00:04:03,763 --> 00:04:05,031 No! 81 00:04:05,031 --> 00:04:07,600 Yes. She wants to do some stupid shit. 82 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,868 No, Dory. I know. 83 00:04:08,868 --> 00:04:10,502 Today? Yeah. 84 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:13,074 No, tell her you're sick. 85 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,877 Come on. We'll throw some soup in the toilet and send a photo. 86 00:04:17,877 --> 00:04:21,013 Please, for me. It would be romantic. 87 00:04:21,013 --> 00:04:23,283 Tell her I'm sick and it's terminal. 88 00:04:23,283 --> 00:04:26,351 Hey, um... 89 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:29,491 I'm just glad things are back to normal. 90 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:35,497 Yeah, me too. 91 00:04:44,538 --> 00:04:47,073 Jesus. 92 00:04:47,073 --> 00:04:49,108 Who keeps trying to get ahold of you so bad? 93 00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:50,310 Wait. Unh-unh. Unh-unh. 94 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:51,645 I got it! Drew, Drew! No, no! 95 00:04:51,645 --> 00:04:53,179 Hey! Unh-unh! Chill! Drew, give it to me! 96 00:04:53,179 --> 00:04:54,747 Give it to me. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! 97 00:04:54,747 --> 00:04:56,081 Chill-- Hey, whoa. 98 00:04:56,081 --> 00:04:58,452 What the hell? Wait. 99 00:04:58,452 --> 00:05:00,385 It's from Portia. 100 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:04,457 She says, "Everything Elliott's ever said is a lie." 101 00:05:04,457 --> 00:05:05,758 What? 102 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:09,130 "A," she cannot spell. 103 00:05:11,798 --> 00:05:13,967 Hi. 104 00:05:13,967 --> 00:05:15,935 Did you read it? 105 00:05:15,935 --> 00:05:16,970 Yes. 106 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:18,672 I mean, I-I skimmed through it, but... 107 00:05:18,672 --> 00:05:20,339 I got the gist of it. 108 00:05:20,339 --> 00:05:22,742 You know, I actually can't deal with the lecture right now. 109 00:05:22,742 --> 00:05:24,944 People are tweeting the vilest things about me. 110 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:26,847 My investors are pulling out one by one. 111 00:05:26,847 --> 00:05:28,281 Okay, it's a true nightmare. 112 00:05:28,281 --> 00:05:32,814 But I just really don't want to do this right now. 113 00:05:38,692 --> 00:05:40,960 I cheated on Drew. 114 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,995 What?! 115 00:05:41,995 --> 00:05:43,762 You're worse than me. No, I'm not. 116 00:05:43,762 --> 00:05:46,533 What you did is much, much weirder. 117 00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:48,501 Does Portia know? No, nobody knows. 118 00:05:48,501 --> 00:05:49,802 No. It's that-- 119 00:05:49,802 --> 00:05:51,837 It's that private-investigator guy, Keith. 120 00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:53,741 Uh-huh. He was helping me find Chantal. 121 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:55,208 Wait. Is he hot? 122 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:58,045 It was more about what we were doing together, you know? 123 00:05:58,045 --> 00:06:00,213 It was, like, really exciting, and... 124 00:06:00,213 --> 00:06:01,414 But no. 125 00:06:01,414 --> 00:06:03,716 You can't tell Drew. No, right? 126 00:06:03,716 --> 00:06:06,185 You can't, ever. He's too fragile. 127 00:06:06,185 --> 00:06:09,022 I-- I really, really don't want to tell him. Mnh-mnh. 128 00:06:09,022 --> 00:06:10,823 You know? Yeah, definitely lie. 129 00:06:10,823 --> 00:06:12,558 Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. 130 00:06:12,558 --> 00:06:13,759 I cannot stress that enough. 131 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:15,228 It's the kind thing to do. 132 00:06:15,228 --> 00:06:19,100 Yeah, I think I feel-- I think I feel okay about that. 133 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,702 Dory, you know what? 134 00:06:22,702 --> 00:06:25,103 We cannot hate ourselves because we wanted 135 00:06:25,103 --> 00:06:28,140 to make our lives a little bit more meaningful, okay? 136 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:32,378 We are two very, very nice people who made huge mistakes. 137 00:06:32,378 --> 00:06:34,281 Yeah. And that's okay. 138 00:06:35,683 --> 00:06:37,684 Oh, shit. Hold on. 139 00:06:39,152 --> 00:06:40,554 Oh, damn it. 140 00:06:40,554 --> 00:06:42,288 I have to go. 141 00:06:42,288 --> 00:06:44,118 No! Dory, please, no. 142 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:45,891 I know. I have to... 143 00:06:45,891 --> 00:06:49,795 get a fancy coffee for a very, very lonely woman. 144 00:06:49,795 --> 00:06:52,532 Mm. That's my true calling now. 145 00:06:52,532 --> 00:06:54,600 Okay, well, Dory... 146 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,069 listen, I love you, okay? 147 00:06:56,069 --> 00:06:58,038 You and me, no matter what. 148 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,973 I love you, too. 149 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:07,514 Can I, uh... 150 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,650 have one of these? 151 00:07:10,616 --> 00:07:12,953 No. Yeah, it's okay. 152 00:07:12,953 --> 00:07:15,255 I'm sorry. 153 00:07:15,255 --> 00:07:16,790 Bye. 154 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:19,092 Bye. 155 00:07:21,427 --> 00:07:23,864 Julian. Hey. 156 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:26,532 What are you doing here? 157 00:07:26,532 --> 00:07:28,735 I'm just coming by to check on him. 158 00:07:28,735 --> 00:07:30,003 Right. Yeah. 159 00:07:30,003 --> 00:07:31,672 Yeah. And you brought a little gift. 160 00:07:31,672 --> 00:07:33,040 Yeah. Well... 161 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:33,940 Yeah. 162 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:36,008 So, is this, like, fun for you? 163 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:38,778 Look, I didn't make up a single thing in that article, okay? 164 00:07:38,778 --> 00:07:41,180 He asked me to do it, so I did it. 165 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,215 And I wrote the truth, 166 00:07:42,215 --> 00:07:44,352 and the truth just so happened to be a lie. 167 00:07:44,352 --> 00:07:45,718 Well... 168 00:07:45,718 --> 00:07:48,555 good people do bad things sometimes, you know? 169 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:49,922 No. No, Dory. 170 00:07:49,922 --> 00:07:51,657 Bad people do bad things. It's really simple. 171 00:07:51,657 --> 00:07:52,993 Okay, you know, whatever. 172 00:07:52,993 --> 00:07:54,693 Jesus. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 173 00:07:54,693 --> 00:07:56,096 Dory, look, I am done 174 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:58,198 with this negative energy between us, okay? 175 00:07:58,198 --> 00:08:00,568 And... 176 00:08:00,568 --> 00:08:01,935 I've... 177 00:08:01,935 --> 00:08:04,103 I've been wanting to apologize 178 00:08:04,103 --> 00:08:07,340 for saying that you don't have anything going on. 179 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:10,510 I could've found a better way of saying it. 180 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:13,280 Yeah, you could have. 181 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,948 Mm-hmm. 182 00:08:14,948 --> 00:08:16,716 Well, thanks, I guess. 183 00:08:16,716 --> 00:08:19,987 I mean, yeah, I'm just trying to focus on, you know, 184 00:08:19,987 --> 00:08:22,255 all the good and important things 185 00:08:22,255 --> 00:08:24,692 I already have in my life, and... 186 00:08:24,692 --> 00:08:26,093 Well, good. Yeah. 187 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:27,193 Yeah. 188 00:08:27,193 --> 00:08:28,595 And-- And good luck with finding Chantal. 189 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,230 Oh, well, that's done. 190 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,565 Not doing that anymore. 191 00:08:31,565 --> 00:08:33,567 Oh. 192 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:34,834 Really? 193 00:08:34,834 --> 00:08:36,736 I mean, you gave me so much shit for it. 194 00:08:36,736 --> 00:08:39,240 I was kind of hoping you would prove me wrong. 195 00:08:41,307 --> 00:08:45,079 Well... 196 00:08:50,349 --> 00:08:51,751 Half of it soy, 197 00:08:51,751 --> 00:08:54,788 and then the other half is half and half, 198 00:08:54,788 --> 00:08:56,522 and then an extra shot, 199 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:59,527 and then just top it off with, uh, some whipped cream. 200 00:09:02,195 --> 00:09:03,396 Excuse me. 201 00:09:03,396 --> 00:09:05,299 Is your name Dory? 202 00:09:05,299 --> 00:09:07,133 Yes. 203 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,801 I don't know if you remember me. 204 00:09:08,801 --> 00:09:10,803 I interviewed you for Leading Women to Lead. 205 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:13,173 Yes, I-- I remember. Paulette Capuzzi. 206 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:14,535 Yeah, hi. 207 00:09:14,535 --> 00:09:16,509 I'm really glad I ran into you. 208 00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:19,613 I owe you a big apology. 209 00:09:19,613 --> 00:09:21,348 When you interviewed, 210 00:09:21,348 --> 00:09:23,816 I was dealing with some personal issues. 211 00:09:23,816 --> 00:09:27,153 My wife took a job in Kissimmee, things blew up... 212 00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:30,084 But don't you think it's stupid she wants to go to Kissimmee? 213 00:09:30,084 --> 00:09:31,158 Yeah. Yeah. 214 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:32,926 I guess it depends on the job, right? 215 00:09:32,926 --> 00:09:34,127 It's a stupid job. 216 00:09:34,127 --> 00:09:35,796 Don't take her side. She's awful. 217 00:09:35,796 --> 00:09:37,097 Okay. But... 218 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:40,400 I took it out on you unfairly. 219 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,301 Are you working now? 220 00:09:42,301 --> 00:09:43,871 Um, well... 221 00:09:43,871 --> 00:09:47,908 I ha-- I was working on this, um... 222 00:09:47,908 --> 00:09:52,045 you know, interesting... case, um... 223 00:09:52,045 --> 00:09:53,847 But that's-- that's-- that's done now. 224 00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:56,282 So you're looking. Yeah. 225 00:09:56,282 --> 00:09:58,751 I am conducting this new seminar. 226 00:09:58,751 --> 00:10:01,321 Great girls, very troubling backgrounds, 227 00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:04,123 most of them Greek, which is new for us, 228 00:10:04,123 --> 00:10:06,392 and I really could use some help. 229 00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:08,828 Oh. I'm sorry. 230 00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:10,396 Oh, I'll let you take that. You probably hate me. 231 00:10:10,396 --> 00:10:11,998 No. That makes two of us. 232 00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:13,533 Yeah. 233 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,168 But you know, the ceiling fell through in my office, 234 00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:17,903 so I'm working off my iPad here all afternoon. 235 00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:21,102 If you want the job, why don't you come back at 5:00? 236 00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:23,942 Wow. Okay. 237 00:10:23,942 --> 00:10:26,846 [ Sighs ] I am so glad you're finally here. 238 00:10:26,846 --> 00:10:28,047 All right, here's your coffee. 239 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,249 Oh, oh, no, I don't want it. 240 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,751 You know, I had yogurt this morning. 241 00:10:30,751 --> 00:10:32,753 My system is collapsing. 242 00:10:37,223 --> 00:10:38,391 Uh, hello? 243 00:10:38,391 --> 00:10:39,893 Earth to Dory. 244 00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:42,195 Yes. Come here. 245 00:10:42,195 --> 00:10:43,229 Okay. 246 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:44,825 I'm trying out these new curtains. 247 00:10:44,825 --> 00:10:46,566 I need you to get on the stepladder and be a window. 248 00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:48,067 It's gonna be fun. Okay. 249 00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,303 You sure there's no other better way maybe to-- 250 00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:52,672 I thought it through, and there really isn't. 251 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:54,135 So this is the best way. 252 00:10:54,135 --> 00:10:55,174 All right. 253 00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:59,546 It's just this color and the pattern and... 254 00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:01,848 Higher than this? Yeah, as high as you can go. 255 00:11:01,848 --> 00:11:03,449 Dory, you're a window. Right. 256 00:11:03,449 --> 00:11:05,251 Come on. Okay. Yeah. 257 00:11:08,221 --> 00:11:10,623 Doesn't end! 258 00:11:10,623 --> 00:11:12,692 Dory, stay right there, okay? 259 00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,127 Okay. 260 00:11:14,127 --> 00:11:15,128 Oh. 261 00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:17,831 Watch this. Rosetta Stone. 262 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:20,867 Namaste. 263 00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:36,349 Gail? 264 00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:37,517 Gai-- Oh. 265 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:40,253 Jesus, Dory, I didn't know you were still here. 266 00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:42,322 Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:43,957 I'm here. 268 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:47,460 Um, I...love working with you. 269 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:50,396 I do. You know, it's great, but... 270 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:53,561 I just think maybe I'm-- I'm done. 271 00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:59,840 I'm disappointed. 272 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,408 Thank you. 273 00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:03,042 You have so much ahead of you, 274 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:04,945 so much you're gonna do with your life. 275 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:09,149 Do you think you ever want to get married? 276 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:11,919 You know, I don't know. 277 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:13,519 Maybe. Oh. 278 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:17,891 You need to make that a priority. 279 00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:23,363 I'm giving you three minutes, 280 00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,164 and then I'm kicking you out. 281 00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:27,367 Okay, Marc, you actually look adorable, by the way, 282 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,003 and I mean that. 283 00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:31,973 Marc, please wait. Marc. 284 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,039 Marc, wait. 285 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:35,842 Remember that time we were at Prospect Park 286 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,844 and we saw that, like, ugly turtle, 287 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,373 and it was, like, in the water, 288 00:12:39,373 --> 00:12:40,713 and it was trying to get up on the rock? 289 00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:42,382 And then you jumped over the fence, 290 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:43,716 and you were, like, on the rock, 291 00:12:43,716 --> 00:12:45,385 and you, like, um-- you kicked it. 292 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,354 No, I-- I helped him. 293 00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:48,821 Exactly. 294 00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:52,925 And I just feel like, since we broke up, like... 295 00:12:52,925 --> 00:12:57,697 there's, like, no one to, like, you know, like... 296 00:12:57,697 --> 00:13:00,634 help me back onto the rock. 297 00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:04,504 Time and again, you give me zero reason to trust you. 298 00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:05,705 Okay. I know what this is. 299 00:13:05,705 --> 00:13:07,206 It's about the article. 300 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,543 No, I don't need an article to tell me that you're a liar. 301 00:13:10,543 --> 00:13:12,978 I'm actually glad I was caught 302 00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:15,415 because it gives me a chance to start over. 303 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,616 And it gives, like, us a chance 304 00:13:17,616 --> 00:13:20,754 to, like, just, like, to do it right this time. 305 00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:23,385 You know what I mean? 306 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:26,592 Okay, I-- I will... 307 00:13:26,592 --> 00:13:29,329 consider taking you back if... 308 00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:30,764 Mm-hmm. 309 00:13:30,764 --> 00:13:34,501 ...you will admit that you are a liar and a narcissist. 310 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,901 Oh, my God. 311 00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,370 Okay, that's easy. 312 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,672 I'm a liar, and I'm a narcissist. 313 00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:41,841 No, no, no. I want you to feel shame. 314 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:44,043 I want you to say it again, and this time, 315 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:47,047 I want you to actually feel bad about it. 316 00:13:47,047 --> 00:13:48,883 Okay. 317 00:13:51,185 --> 00:13:52,519 I'm a liar... 318 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,287 Uh-huh. 319 00:13:54,287 --> 00:13:57,090 ...and I'm a narcissist. 320 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,458 Uh-huh. 321 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,360 And I'm a really-- 322 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,462 I'm a terrible person. 323 00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:05,733 But I'm really working on it. 324 00:14:07,361 --> 00:14:09,969 I really want to believe you. 325 00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:13,040 You don't have to believe me. 326 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,474 You just... 327 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,843 You just have to love me. 328 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:25,619 Hey, so, I just quit Gail. 329 00:14:25,619 --> 00:14:27,287 Oh, my God. 330 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,588 Yeah. 331 00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:29,823 And then, randomly, I ran into that woman 332 00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,358 from that Leading Women to Lead thing, 333 00:14:31,358 --> 00:14:32,992 and she offered me a job. 334 00:14:32,992 --> 00:14:35,261 Oh, whoa. Wait, that's huge, right? 335 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:37,897 Yeah, I mean, you know, just super, like, meant to be. 336 00:14:37,897 --> 00:14:40,300 Or whatever. So, yeah, I think it's good for me. 337 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,668 I-I think it's good. 338 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,170 Oh, my God. This is awesome. 339 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,431 Babe, I'm so proud of you. 340 00:14:44,431 --> 00:14:46,038 Everything seems to be going so well. 341 00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:48,335 Yeah, actually, I'm gonna go meet her right now. 342 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:49,976 Hey, we should celebrate or something. 343 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,011 I've been thinking, you want to take a trip? 344 00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:54,013 We could visit my folks. 345 00:14:54,013 --> 00:14:55,782 My dad just got a hot tub... Shit! 346 00:14:55,782 --> 00:14:57,682 ...and he's going nuts. He keeps telling me about it. 347 00:14:57,682 --> 00:14:59,652 Shitty, shit, shit, shit! He's called me three times today. 348 00:14:59,652 --> 00:15:01,487 He's even got his buddies calling me. 349 00:15:01,487 --> 00:15:03,655 I'm such a loser! There's, like, a buddy of his lives in Midtown. 350 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,825 He asked me if I wanted to meet up and talk about the hot tub. 351 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:08,428 I was like, "Uh... no." 352 00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:09,763 And then he'd be like, "Okay, 353 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:11,431 we're gonna run out of steam at some point," 354 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:12,832 and it's all they want to talk about. 355 00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:14,534 Can I call you back, babe? 356 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:15,735 What? 357 00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:19,273 I-I'll call you back. Hey. 358 00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:27,680 Fuck! It's all over. All over! 359 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,077 I'm a fucking idiot. 360 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:30,349 You're so uncoordinated. 361 00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:33,553 My ceiling fell on my head, and now I have this. 362 00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:48,134 I love your little islands of chest hair. 363 00:15:49,735 --> 00:15:52,005 I love when we walk together, people get jealous of me. 364 00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:53,373 It's true. 365 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:54,674 God, you're stupid. 366 00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:57,277 I love, of course, your ability to forgive. 367 00:15:57,277 --> 00:15:58,745 Aww, of course. Mm. 368 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,315 Of course I do. 369 00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:05,919 Oh, my God. It's my agent. 370 00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:07,621 I have to get this. 371 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:09,923 Hey, Sharon. 372 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:11,853 Oh, no, it-- 373 00:16:11,853 --> 00:16:13,126 Yeah, no, it's been, like, 374 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,594 the toughest day of my life, yeah. 375 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:16,563 But I've had, like, really amazing friends 376 00:16:16,563 --> 00:16:18,065 helping me through it, so... 377 00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:23,103 Wait. No, no, no, no, no. 378 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,838 Slow down. 379 00:16:25,805 --> 00:16:28,141 Oh, my God. Is this real? Tell me this is real. 380 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:29,943 What-- What's going on? 381 00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:31,311 Oh, my God. What? 382 00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:33,012 You are my warrior. 383 00:16:33,012 --> 00:16:34,714 What-- What's going on? Okay, you're the greatest. 384 00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:37,350 I mean, you are literally the love of my life, Sharon. 385 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,980 Okay. I'm on my way. 386 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,586 I got to go. Where are you going? 387 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:42,621 I actually can't talk about it right now. 388 00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:44,224 It's, like, very hush-hush. 389 00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:46,059 It's all still, like, in the works. 390 00:16:46,059 --> 00:16:47,661 What is in the works? 391 00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:48,828 Elliott! 392 00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:52,566 It's not for sure yet, but I'm gonna be famous. 393 00:17:02,943 --> 00:17:05,746 I got a book deal. 394 00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:06,946 What? 395 00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:08,581 Yeah, I'm gonna be an author. 396 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:11,680 My agent's selling a memoir about my life as a liar. 397 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,522 Wow. Oh, my God. 398 00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:15,788 Yeah. 399 00:17:15,788 --> 00:17:17,723 I mean, it has honestly been the craziest day of my life. 400 00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:20,393 I mean, I suffered all morning, and since then, 401 00:17:20,393 --> 00:17:22,930 I just feel like I know more about who I am 402 00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:25,098 and who I have to be. 403 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,833 So, put on a dress, girl. 404 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,035 We're going dancing. 405 00:17:29,468 --> 00:17:33,841 Um, I don't really feel like going dancing tonight. 406 00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:35,174 Wait. 407 00:17:35,174 --> 00:17:37,711 Portia, are you still mad at me? 408 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:39,079 Mm. Okay. 409 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:41,514 What I did was terrible, okay? 410 00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:43,917 It was inexcusable, but... 411 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,251 For-- Forgive me? 412 00:17:45,251 --> 00:17:47,754 I mean, right? Forgive me. 413 00:17:49,222 --> 00:17:50,924 Elliott... 414 00:17:50,924 --> 00:17:54,628 my dad died of cancer. 415 00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:58,199 And I don't get to have a dad. 416 00:18:00,299 --> 00:18:02,801 And he really loved me, 417 00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:07,074 like, in a real crazy way, and now I... 418 00:18:07,074 --> 00:18:10,611 He doesn't get to see me on TV. 419 00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:15,581 And no one's ever gonna love me the way that he did 420 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:19,320 in my whole life or ever really care that I... 421 00:18:20,753 --> 00:18:24,490 ...ever did anything special. 422 00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:26,692 Because of cancer. 423 00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,262 Portia, I am so sorry. 424 00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:33,800 I mean, you never-- you never talk about that. 425 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,198 You never asked. 426 00:18:38,071 --> 00:18:40,473 And now... 427 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,308 what if I told you... 428 00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:44,711 that my dad is totally fine, 429 00:18:44,711 --> 00:18:46,513 that he is a boring ophthalmologist 430 00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:47,814 that lives in Park Slope, 431 00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,682 and I was only telling you that story 432 00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:52,085 so that you would think I was, like, really cool 433 00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:54,955 and empathize with my struggle? 434 00:18:54,955 --> 00:18:56,990 Wait. Is that true? 435 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,525 What-- What? 436 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:02,929 You tell me. 437 00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:11,138 Hello. 438 00:19:11,138 --> 00:19:14,574 Is Lorraine De Coss in today? 439 00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:17,077 Lorraine? What for? 440 00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:22,716 I just have some questions I'd like to ask her. 441 00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:29,522 She must have got this made at FedEx Kinkos. 442 00:19:29,522 --> 00:19:31,758 Take my picture. I want a picture with it. 443 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:34,127 Oh, my God. Oh, this is perfect. Mm! 444 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:35,829 Aww! 445 00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,630 She's a mess. 446 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:40,533 So-- So you guys, you-- you all knew Lorraine? 447 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,130 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 448 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,170 She was just a temp. She was crazy. 449 00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:48,970 There is no such thing as a "head Realtor." 450 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,877 What is that? 451 00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:52,579 One time, I caught her washing her underwear 452 00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:53,980 in the bathroom sink. 453 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:55,576 Oh, my God! 454 00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:58,718 Then maybe you could help me make-- make sense of this. 455 00:19:58,718 --> 00:19:59,919 Um... 456 00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:01,187 Now, what is this? 457 00:20:01,187 --> 00:20:02,588 It's a-- 458 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,824 It's a check from your company to Bellow Hare. 459 00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:07,127 Oh, okay. This must be one of our tenants. 460 00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:08,761 Right, but if that's so, 461 00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:10,696 why would you guys be sending a check for $7,000 to them? 462 00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:12,465 Shouldn't it be the other way around? 463 00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:14,400 I'm sorry. Who the hell are you? 464 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,803 So sorry to interrupt. 465 00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:18,005 Amy. 466 00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:19,738 I'm supposed to meet some friends for dinner. 467 00:20:19,738 --> 00:20:21,141 Do you need anything before I take off? 468 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:23,243 Yes, Amy, come see this. You're not gonna believe it. 469 00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:25,178 Lorraine. Look at that. 470 00:20:25,178 --> 00:20:27,380 "Head Realtor." 471 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,382 "Head Realtor." 472 00:20:31,184 --> 00:20:33,186 That is so sad. 473 00:20:33,186 --> 00:20:34,521 I know. I know! 474 00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:36,489 She went to FedEx Kinkos. 475 00:20:36,489 --> 00:20:38,658 Can you imagine her in there? 476 00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:40,894 No, I mean... 477 00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,195 You don't know? 478 00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:44,264 What? 479 00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:46,033 She got hit by a train. 480 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,295 What? 481 00:20:47,295 --> 00:20:49,402 Lorraine got pushed in front of a train? 482 00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:51,772 Or she tripped and fell. I don't know. 483 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:52,973 I bet it was suicide. 484 00:20:52,973 --> 00:20:54,807 She seemed like a suicide person. 485 00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:56,576 Or somebody pushed her. 486 00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:58,978 I mean, some days, I wanted to push her. 487 00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,317 Amy, you can go. 488 00:21:04,317 --> 00:21:06,219 Get out of here. Bye, girl. 489 00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,521 Watch out for those trains! 490 00:21:10,323 --> 00:21:11,858 Step away from the platform. 491 00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:13,659 I'm putting this on Instagram. 492 00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:15,161 Right now, do it. Okay. 493 00:21:15,161 --> 00:21:17,097 Who's your missing friend? 494 00:21:17,097 --> 00:21:18,564 Chantal Witherbottom? 495 00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:22,870 I saw her, too. 496 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:26,674 She was always there for me. 497 00:21:26,674 --> 00:21:29,675 Chantal is in danger. 498 00:21:29,675 --> 00:21:33,579 They broke in to my building. 499 00:21:33,579 --> 00:21:35,582 No, they know too much. 500 00:21:35,582 --> 00:21:38,216 You do enough P.I. work, 501 00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:41,422 you realize there's no such thing as coincidence. 502 00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:48,394 Oh, hey, kid. 503 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,296 I've been calling you all day. 504 00:21:50,296 --> 00:21:52,533 I thought you were ghosting me. 505 00:21:54,434 --> 00:21:57,037 Lorraine is dead. 506 00:21:59,272 --> 00:22:00,974 Holy cow. 507 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:05,813 What do we do? 508 00:22:05,813 --> 00:22:06,879 Well... 509 00:22:06,879 --> 00:22:10,550 That's the reason I was calling you. 510 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:13,720 Found us some new leads. 511 00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:18,291 ♪ I don't care what you say ♪ 512 00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,561 ♪ You say ♪ 513 00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:27,634 ♪ Livin' life my own way ♪ 514 00:22:27,634 --> 00:22:29,903 ♪ Own way ♪ 515 00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:37,143 ♪ I don't care what they say ♪ 516 00:22:37,143 --> 00:22:39,080 ♪ They say ♪ 517 00:22:42,715 --> 00:22:46,586 ♪ Livin' life my own way ♪ 518 00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:48,855 ♪ Own way ♪